Copenhagen, Denmark - Remember the Grogan Sisters? They were the ahead of their time team of five real life sisters who took the vaudeville circuit by storm from 1893 to 1897. Known by many as the The Devilish Danes , Leona, Helga, Sonia, Ingrid, and Gabby are all dead according a leading scholar of entertainment history. Historian Freewilly, shown here sporting a grizzly professor mustache that adds an air of rugged wisdom to match his boyish charm "That's right, all dead. F

Arlington, VA - To kick off a new "family-friendly" travel campaign, the secretaries of both transportation and health and human services held a press conference at Reagan National Airport earlier this week. Secretary Duffy, shown here discussing the proper way for a woman to insert a tampon while Secretary Kennedy mentally prepares himself for a run through "The Obliterator" obstacle course "We are investing a billion dollars into airport improvements for families and for pe

Malvern, PA - In an effort to reach a wider customer base by expanding into lower-income markets, leading fresh egg brand Eggland's Best will soon begin offering an additional tier of egg quality at discounted prices. An elderly couple living on a fixed income, shown here finally able to gorge themselves on dozens of discounted Eggland's Good Enough eggs "At Eggland's Best, we have always taken pride in producing eggs that have superior nutrition, taste, variety, and freshnes