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Walmart Expands Holiday Meal Baskets Through Christmas 2025!
Bentonville, AK - Though Thanksgiving may be only one day in the rear view mirror, many families are already thinking ahead to Christmas and are worried about putting together a festive feast that won't break the bank. Can you say...stress? From cooking to decorating to that cool uncle who won't stop talking about how amazing our President is, every step of the way is full of obstacles. You can say stress...again! A man, shown here preparing a family meal. What's that? Didn't


Illegal Immigrants Taking All the Good Restaurant Tables
Washington, D.C. - Vice President (of America) JD Vance explained Thursday that a surge in illegal immigration sent available reservations plummeting - putting the American Dream of a table at a nice restaurant out of reach for many. Normal human JD Vance, shown here eating a typical human meal that he ordered himself like a real American "A lot of young people are saying that they can't find a table at any of the really good places to eat," Vance explained during a recent i


Hallmark Channel Announces Plans to Produce Even More Inclusive Series and Movies
Studio City, CA - The Hallmark Channel has announced that it will be moving forward with plans to create even more inclusive programming in 2026, with a major focus on niche societal subcultures, in order to revitalize an aging viewer base. Hallmark's Throuple Trouble , a romance about three gay witches who move to Salem to open a Halloween themed vegan bakery, will air next year around Thanksgiving I couldn't be more proud of the progress that the Hallmark Channel has made o
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