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Quote of the Day: Unintegrated Children Need the Most Attention
Children that fail to integrate primitive reflexes have an unbalanced nervous system and go on to experience learning problems, poor development, sensory sensitivity, emotional dysregulation, bedwetting into adulthood, challenges with finding anyone to love them, and a string of one dead-end job after another until, ultimately, they die penniless, afraid, and alone. Frank Grimes, DC, DACCP, DICCP, FICCP, MSCP, Level 7 Spine Wizard Frank Grimes, a doctor of chiropractic who sp


Trump Plans for Hannibal Lecter Memorial on White House Grounds
Washington, D.C. - After an overnight announcement by President Trump, Washington insiders are now saying that plans are in motion to erect a statue in honor of elite forensic psychiatrist and Baltimore socialite Hannibal Lecter on White House grounds. Pennywise the Dancing Clown, shown here being told that he will not be receiving a Presidential Medal of Freedom this year "It is probably going to be placed on the south side of the grounds," an anonymous source who asked for


Quote of the Day: Won't Somebody Please Think of the Non-Victims?
"Nobody ever wants to talk about the people that Mr. Lecter didn't murder. Or eat for that matter. Nobody ever wants to give him any credit for all the times he just had a big salad." Senator Lankford, shown here reassuring homeless LGBTQ+ Americans that the flames of Hell will keep them warm for eternity James Lankford, senior U.S. senator from Oklahoma, during a recent press conference following the announcement of a national Hannibal Lecter memorial by President Trump .
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