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Hims & Hers Announces Partnership with Paula Deen as Focus Shifts to Southern Markets
San Francisco, CA - Hims & Hers Health, Inc., an American telehealth company that sells prescription and over-the-counter drugs as well as personal care products, has announced a partnership with chef, cookbook author, and TV personality Paula Deen for a new marketing campaign focused on reaching the Deep South demographic. Paula Deen, shown here enjoying a plate of Y'all's Feelin' Fine Fried Chicken containing 50 mg of Zoloft per serving "With Y'all's, we are hoping to meet


"It's a miracle that he survived.": Decapitated Flavor Flav Saved by Quick Thinking Physical Therapist
Lake Placid, NY - Legendary rapper and founding member of Public Enemy Flavor Flav, who was decapitated in March during a skeleton run at the Lake Placid Olympic and Paralympic Training Center, has been downgraded from dead to fair by his medical team. A physical therapist certified by the Kinesiology Taping Association International's neurosurgical division, shown here using an alternating oblique tug pattern on a patient whose head was recently caught in an elevator door "T


Area Mother Close to Admitting Miracle Child is Complete Asshole
Newton, MA - After several years of expensive fertility treatments and multiple failed cycles of in vitro fertilization, Britt and Lancine Millersby had all but given up hope of becoming parents. But despite the odds against it, the couple conceived a child during a 2022 vacation to the Loire Valley region of France, and Lancine delivered a healthy baby boy less than a year later. Unfortunately, the child, named Britt after Lancine's beloved uncle who had died as a result of
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