Tuscon, AZ - Shocking new research funded by the Institute for Safe Children (ISC), a conservative think tank based out of the Tucson campus of the University of Phoenix, reveals that virtually all children, regardless of age or location, are in constant and serious danger. A group of young children, shown smiling as they imagine a country ruled by conservative leaders where they need never again face the tyranny of men reading to them at a local library while wearing heavy m

Sedona, AZ - As Americans face ever increasing rates of obesity, mental health problems, and a variety of chronic illnesses, more experts are beginning to recognize and research extradimensional influences on human health. Extradimensional medicine practitioner Mary Panda, shown here using a focusing wand to center a patient in the physical realm in order to discuss payment options "Take inflammatory bowel disease, for example," Panda Center for Extradimensional Medicciner fo

Studio City, CA - Hallmark Channel, the American cable television network owned by the Hallmark Cards subsidiary Hallmark Media, has announced that celebrated German filmmaker Werner Herzog will write and direct at least three movies in 2027. Director Werner Herzog, shown here harnessing the silence of a lover's scream while directing a scene from the upcoming Hallmark holiday movie My Santa, My Santa, What Have Ye Done "We could not be more excited about teaming up with such