Washington, D.C. - In an unprecedented move, President Trump has now officially called on the United States Ultimate Court for a decision after the Supreme Court struck down his extensive global tariffs last week. Vice-President JD Vance, shown here being told that the Ultimate Court requires a human sacrifice to appear, and right before everyone in the room turns and looks at him "This has never happened before," Federal Judicial Center director Robin Rosenberg explained. "W

Belvidere, NE - According to food scientists at the University of Nebraska-Lincoln Agricultural Research Division, a recent breakthrough in the science of genetically modifying plants has led to the development of foods, particularly baked goods, with considerably higher amounts of love. Belvidere's Myrna Miller, shown here baking with her grandson Mervis, who was born with a cabbage head because her daughter-in-law prefers Sara Lee to her own homemade apple pie "Everyone kno

People are always asking what happened to the characters after that day. Did Ferris and Sloane get married? Yes! And now their kid is having a day off too. Cameron? Well...his father killed him when he got home and saw what happened to the car. Murder-suicide. And for some reason Tom Cruise is in this, but he's playing Maverick from Top Gun . And there are zombies. I'm contractually obligated to do this. Matthew Broderick, shown here with wife Sarah Jessica Parker, discussing