top of page
KNUDSEN'S NEWS
Get to Know Us
Use this space to tell users more about yourself or to describe what your business does. Click to edit the text.



Amish Cosmos Pushes Limits of Whittling Technology
Lancaster, PA - Hoping to take advantage of the popularity of science-based programming, such as the 2014 documentary series Cosmos: A Spacetime Odyssey , the update of Carl Sagan's groundbreaking 1980 original, Amish community leaders in Lancaster have announced plans to produce a plain people-friendly take on the origins of the universe. Levi King, a whittling consultant on Amish Cosmos: 6 Days of Creation shown here working on a depiction of God creating fish-like vertebr


More Hospital Workers Turn to Prediction Markets for Extra Income
Jackson, MS - Prediction market mania is sweeping the nation, and an increasing number of medical professionals are turning to apps like Kalshi and Polymarket to supplement incomes or to just have a little fun on the job. A nurse, shown here explaining to a patient that she won $50 on Kalshi after correctly predicting that he would pass his kidney stone before shift change "The great thing about these apps is that they don't involve any gambling," Gabe Throcken, a critical ca


Evolutionary Body Language Analysts Announce Key Fossil Discovery
Near Harvard - Experts in the scientific study of the body language of fossilized remains of early humans have announced the results of an analysis of the Altamura Man, one of the most complete Paleolithic skeletons ever discovered and the source of the oldest sample of Neanderthal DNA. Neanderthal remains found in Kebara, Israel in 1983 reveal a man with crossed arms and a head slumped forward who lacked self-esteem in social situations and was probably hiding a dark secret
bottom of page
