Washington, D.C. - In response to the resignation of Trump Cabinet member Lori Chavez-DeRemer last week, White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt has announced that the controversial Department of Labor secretary will be replaced by an adorable child in the hopes of boosting sagging voter approval. Labor Secretary nominee Cousin Chaddie, shown here right after shouting his classic catch phrase "Wake up, old man!" during a recent White House signing ceremony "Trust me when

Lancaster, PA - Hoping to take advantage of the popularity of science-based programming, such as the 2014 documentary series Cosmos: A Spacetime Odyssey , the update of Carl Sagan's groundbreaking 1980 original, Amish community leaders in Lancaster have announced plans to produce a plain people-friendly take on the origins of the universe. Levi King, a whittling consultant on Amish Cosmos: 6 Days of Creation shown here working on a depiction of God creating fish-like vertebr

Jackson, MS - Prediction market mania is sweeping the nation, and an increasing number of medical professionals are turning to apps like Kalshi and Polymarket to supplement incomes or to just have a little fun on the job. A nurse, shown here explaining to a patient that she won $50 on Kalshi after correctly predicting that he would pass his kidney stone before shift change "The great thing about these apps is that they don't involve any gambling," Gabe Throcken, a critical ca