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HHS, DOE Announce Vaccine Safety Education Program for Children
Washington, D.C. - The Departments of Health and Human Services and Education recently announced plans for a televised public vaccine safety education initiative targeting children called Jabby's Playhouse. Rob Schneider, voice of Jabby in Jabby's Playhouse , here with RFK Jr. right before doing a few awkward push-ups and jumping in an algae-covered pond with their clothes on "The program will air during the Fox News morning block of children's programming this summer," HHS


Flavor Flav Decapitated in Tragic Skeleton Accident
Lake Placid, NY - Legendary rapper and founding member of Public Enemy Flavor Flav was decapitated earlier today during a skeleton run at the Lake Placid Olympic and Paralympic Training Center. Flavor Flav, shown here with his head attached to his body while preparing for what would be his final ride, and serving as an example of how truly unpredictable life can be. "Nothing is more exciting in winter sports than the skeleton events," USA skeleton head coach Matt Antoine exp


Trump Announces Pick for New Homeland Security Secretary
Washington, D.C. - President Donald Trump has announced Oklahoma junior senator Markwayne Mullin as his choice to replace Kristi Noem in the position of Homeland Security secretary. Markwayne Mullin, shown here dressed up as Walker, Texas Ranger at the annual Congressional Costume Party "Yes, I'm a Republican , yes I'm conservative, and yes, I sometimes can't find my hat and then realize it was on top of my head the entire time," Mullin explained. "Once I make the transition
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