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Pfizer and Kraft Heinz Announce Zithromax Flavor Blast™ Liquid Water Enhancer
New York - The pharmaceutical company Pfizer held a press conference on Friday to announce a partnership with multinational food company Kraft Heinz, the maker of mio beverage mixers, for a planned release of Zithromax Flavor Blast™ liquid water enhancer. Z-Blast™ enhanced water can also be applied topically for cooling and skin immune system support "This is a first-of-its-kind method of administering an antibiotic and a revolutionary means of promoting wellness through the


Zoo's Views: That Show About "Besties" in the Big City
Remember Besties!, the 90s sitcom about, you guessed it, a group of best friends hanging out together in a Manhattan coffee shot (Caffeine Central), or their impossibly large and rent-controlled apartments? I sure do! For nearly a decade, Besties! was that show that I had to watch every Thursday night. And I wasn't alone. The show practically defined the decade with its fashion, music, and "ripped from the headlines" plots. Levon, Alice, Bernice, the twins, and Becka ("Becka,


Area Man Becomes One With Cosmos During Standing Quad Stretch
Tonganoxie, KS - On a cool May morning in the picturesque northeast Kansas town of Tonganoxie, named for a Native American Chief from the Delaware Tribe and boasting at least two dedicated dental offices, the last thing that Grint Richards expected was to find complete oneness with the cosmos. Grint Richards, shown here mere seconds before achieving an orgasmic unity with the building blocks of the divine infinite "I had just eaten half of a bagel and was easing into a nice a
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