Washington, D.C. - President Donald Trump has announced Oklahoma junior senator Markwayne Mullin as his choice to replace Kristi Noem in the position of Homeland Security secretary. Markwayne Mullin, shown here dressed up as Walker, Texas Ranger at the annual Congressional Costume Party "Yes, I'm a Republican, yes I'm conservative, and yes, I sometimes can't find my hat and then realize it was on top of my head the entire time," Mullin explained. "Once I make the transition f

It's not going to be a vacation jaunt. You will need to recreate an entire industrial base on Mars, with mining and refining a variety of different materials in a difficult environment. No trees. No oxygen or nitrogen. No oil. But if we can establish a Mars colony, we will almost certainly extend ourselves throughout the Solar System. In order to make the Mars thing work, and to become a multi-planet civilization, we will need to have babies in space. And I am prepared to pro

Tallahassee, FL - In response to tightening restrictions on access to abortion across the country, more Florida women are now turning to a state-funded technology that continuously monitors their uterus and alerts them at the onset of pregnancy, allowing for more time to consider their options and to make plans. A Florida woman, shown here just prior to receiving a pregnancy alert text from Steve in the Governor's Office  "Because of new laws that have emerged in the wake of